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Get this unisex jumper to grow up immediately and before I get the whiney comments saying "omgg u made the trend into merch" - Yes I did, grow up.


Perfect top to flex on the haters outside of the gym. Regular fit.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

(Disclaimer: Buying this shirt does not guarantee you will grow up, however you will be supporting me and allowing me to continue helping us all to grow up. This is much appreciated!)

"Grow up" Lifestyle Jumper

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